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Bitcoin’s Hot Streak Continues to Melt Down Your Entire Life Savings

The never-ending circus that is crypto continues! We've got ETFs inflating like balloons at a children's birthday party - or should I say, deflating? Who needs […]

Sam Rogers August 22, 2024

An illustration of a large pile of coins with dollar signs rising from it into the sky as they grow bigger and merge together forming clouds that resemble Bitcoin logos while below them smaller coins continue to fall onto the ground creating an overflowing pool. The background is dark blue representing night time or space. In the foreground, various shapes resembling ETF symbols are scattered around the pile of coins with some being larger than others indicating their relative size in holding BTC.

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US Bitcoin ETFs Now Own So Much BTC That They’re Pretty Sure Someone Will Figure Out What to Do With It Eventually

Well well well! Look who's getting all excited about some ETFs hoarding up nearly 1 million BTC - it seems like everyone wants to join the […]

Sam Rogers August 20, 2024

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