The eternal optimism of cryptocurrency enthusiasts never ceases to amuse me. 'Uptober' this and 'risk-positive environment' that - it's like they're trying out for a role […]
The Great Cryptocurrency Concoction.
Crypto investors: still as gullible and susceptible to get-rich-quick schemes as ever. Who needs a functioning economy when you can just bet your life savings on […]
} The Great Crypto Circus Continues: Bitcoin Inflows Reach $543 Million Because Who Needs Real Value Anyway? Ah, it's that time again - the crypto bros […]
The Solana Saga: A Wild Ride to Nowhere (Again).
Rate cuts? More like Rate-sets-for-a-bull-market-gold-rush! The crypto bros are salivating at the prospect of another interest rate cut, and I'm here to tell you it's all […]
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