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BBVA Abandons All Hope: Introduces Stablecoin Roulette to Swiss Branch

Well, well, well, look who's trying to be a player now - BBVA is jumping onto the cryptocurrency bandwagon like it's going out of style! The […]

Barry Thompson September 16, 2024

A cartoon illustration of a person holding onto a parachute that's slowly losing air as they plummet towards the ground below. The sky is filled with falling coins and dollar signs, while a few stablecoins (represented by small blocks) float away from them.

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They’re Still Falling for It: Anchorage Digital Unleashes New ‘Opportunity’ to Watch Your Money Disappear With PayPal Stablecoin Yield!

You'd think that by now, the crypto bros would've learned not to throw good money after bad, but nope! They're still lining up like lemmings for […]

Sam Rogers August 25, 2024

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