Hong Kong
Hong Kong Gives You Back Your Money (Literally) – New Rules Will Make Cryptocurrency Riches Even More Lucrative
It seems like even corrupt places are trying to get into this cryptocurrency action, because who wouldn't want a piece of that pie? The government of […]
BREAKING: HKEX Just Admitted What We’ve Been Saying About Crypto All Along , Their New Digital Asset Index Is Actually a Backdoor to Total Global Domination
Welcome back to r/buttcoin where we dish out the dirt on cryptocurrency - because let's face it HKEX just wanted an excuse to get in on […]
Hong Kong’s ‘Justice’ Is Just a Fancy Word for You Guys Got Scammed Too
Justice has been served... sorta.
BITCOIN’S LAST DITCH EFFORT: Wrapped Bitcoin’s Desperate Cry for Help From BitGo and BiT Global!
Wrapped Bitcoin (WBTC) — essentially just a fancy name for 'Bitcoin on steroids' or more accurately, a tokenized version of BTC that's basically just a Band-Aid […]
Hong Kong Just Unleashed a Crypto Tsunami: 11 Platforms About to Get Roasted by Regulators
It's official: Hong Kong has finally decided to join the ranks of other sane countries and create some semblance of regulation around its crypto scene. CEO […]
BREAKING: East Asia’s Desperate Gamble on ‘Numbers on a Computer’ Will Definitely Not End in Catastrophic Failure and Ruin the Global Economy (Probably)
Just when you thought the crypto market was dead, along comes East Asia to save it with its institutional adoption of blockchain technology. Because what could […]
Hong Kong Lawmaker Discovers Existence of Web3, Demands Adults Be Put in Charge Immediately
The blockchain bubble is bursting already? How delightful! It seems like those naive crypto bros are finally getting a taste of reality. A Hong Kong lawmaker […]
Hong Kong Shuts Down Your Grandma’s Garage Crypto Operation Because She Refused to Pay the $100 Licensing Fee
The eternal struggle between regulators trying to bring some semblance of order to the Wild West that is cryptocurrency trading continues! It's like they say: you […]
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