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A comic-style illustration depicting Niklas Kunkel standing behind a large graph showing the market dominance of Oracle providers' total value secured (TVS), while holding up a 'pull-based model' chart with arrows pointing towards Pyth's rising transaction volume. In the background, Chainlink is shown struggling to keep pace as its own graph shows stagnant growth.

Chainlink Just Got Pwned by Some Hack in Mom’s Basement: Insiders Weigh In

Oracle providers are like the teenagers who suddenly become experts on everything just because they have an Instagram filter - Pyth flips Chainlink's volume game but […]

Linda Williams October 30, 2024

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