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A illustration depicting a planet being overwhelmed by an influx of tiny, chaotic miners (representing the 2.2 EH/s computing power) spilling out from a facility in Pennsylvania, with two large figures looming in the background - one representing Bitfarms and another possibly symbolizing Riot Platforms' concerns.

Bitfarms Unleashes 2.2 Eh/S of Pure Madness on an Already Suffocating Planet!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Bitfarms is splashing into another hosting agreement with a new set of miners […]

Doug Martinez September 16, 2024

An illustration: A cartoon Tron network with many memecoins floating around it; some are bursting into flames while others grow bigger and more vibrant as they float upwards towards a bright light at the top, representing their increasing value. The background is dark blue to represent uncertainty but also has streaks of yellow and orange indicating growth and optimism. A few coins in the foreground have ' Sold' written above them with an X marked through it while others are surrounded by flames or explosions;

Crypto News

Tron Just Released a New Memecoin Deployer Because Apparently We Haven’t Learned From the Last 427 Times

It's music to my ears when I hear about another gullible idiot jumping onto the crypto bandwagon with their new memecoin deployer flipping some other Solana-based […]

Linda Williams August 22, 2024

Bitcoin

Hash Ribbons Are Basically Screaming GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

Well isn't this just peachy. The crypto bros are still trying to convince us that their precious Bitcoin is going up and all we need to […]

Barry Thompson August 20, 2024

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