Grayscale Ethereum Trust Archives

A comic illustration of Mark Zuckerberg standing at a whiteboard, surrounded by failed prototypes of VR headsets, with a red 'X' marked through them. In front of him is an empty shelf where the next-generation headset was supposed to be displayed. A few feet away, Apple's Vision Pro sits on another shelf, looking sleek and successful.

Crypto News

Bombshell! Meta’s Next-Gen Headset Axed in Bizarre Twist of Fate, Leaving Millions to Wonder if They’ve Been Scammed Into Buying Overpriced Glasses for Their Face!

Meta's Metaverse Mishap: A Cautionary Tale of Overhyping VR.

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

A cartoonish illustration depicting a plane landing at an airport with French flags waving in the background. A suited figure (Pavel Durov) is being led away from the aircraft by two authorities while his luggage and belongings are scattered around him, symbolizing chaos and disruption. In the foreground, a cryptocurrency coin ($TON) lies broken on the ground amidst shattered glass and debris.

Crypto News

BREAKING NEWS! You Won’t Believe What Just Happened to the Guy Who Promised Us Endless Freedom on the Internet

Telegram's Durov Arrested: Because Nothing Says 'Freedom' Like Being Locked Up in a French Jail Cell.

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

A comic-style illustration of a snowball rolling down a mountain, gaining speed as it goes. The background is dark and ominous with flashes of light representing potential crashes. However, the main focus is on the snowball picking up momentum, symbolizing AVAX's price surge. In the foreground, there are subtle hints at positive news such as calendar dates and tokens unlocking in 2024.

Altcoins

AVALANCHE PRICE TO TURN BULLISH ANY SECOND NOW (Seriously Though It Might Just Crash Again)

Crypto bros are at it again! They're trying to convince us that Avalanche (AVAX) is about to turn bullish after months of tanking. Yeah right, and […]

Linda Williams August 25, 2024

An illustration: A cartoon Tron network with many memecoins floating around it; some are bursting into flames while others grow bigger and more vibrant as they float upwards towards a bright light at the top, representing their increasing value. The background is dark blue to represent uncertainty but also has streaks of yellow and orange indicating growth and optimism. A few coins in the foreground have ' Sold' written above them with an X marked through it while others are surrounded by flames or explosions;

Crypto News

Tron Just Released a New Memecoin Deployer Because Apparently We Haven’t Learned From the Last 427 Times

It's music to my ears when I hear about another gullible idiot jumping onto the crypto bandwagon with their new memecoin deployer flipping some other Solana-based […]

Linda Williams August 22, 2024

An illustration of a sinking ship at sea on fire and losing cargo boxes into the water below while nearby ships are sailing away from it; one is seen with an arrow pointing upwards indicating rising investment flows. The background has dark stormy clouds, contrasting with bright sunlight shining through in the distance where calm waters meet clear blue skies. A faint outline of a lighthouse can be made out on the horizon. In the foreground, flames engulf parts of the ship's deck and smoke billows into the air as it continues to list heavily to one side.

Bitcoin

ETF Investors Discover It Takes 5 Whole Days for Funds to Abandon Sinking Ship

The crypto-love is strong this week! It seems like everyone and their grandma has decided that Ethereum ETFs are a great way to lose money - […]

Doug Martinez August 22, 2024

Grayscale Ethereum Trust

Bombshell! Meta’s Next-Gen Headset Axed in Bizarre Twist of Fate, Leaving Millions to Wonder if They’ve Been Scammed Into Buying Overpriced Glasses for Their Face!

BREAKING NEWS! You Won’t Believe What Just Happened to the Guy Who Promised Us Endless Freedom on the Internet

AVALANCHE PRICE TO TURN BULLISH ANY SECOND NOW (Seriously Though It Might Just Crash Again)

Tron Just Released a New Memecoin Deployer Because Apparently We Haven’t Learned From the Last 427 Times

ETF Investors Discover It Takes 5 Whole Days for Funds to Abandon Sinking Ship

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