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A comic illustration of Mark Zuckerberg standing at a whiteboard, surrounded by failed prototypes of VR headsets, with a red 'X' marked through them. In front of him is an empty shelf where the next-generation headset was supposed to be displayed. A few feet away, Apple's Vision Pro sits on another shelf, looking sleek and successful.

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Bombshell! Meta’s Next-Gen Headset Axed in Bizarre Twist of Fate, Leaving Millions to Wonder if They’ve Been Scammed Into Buying Overpriced Glasses for Their Face!

Meta's Metaverse Mishap: A Cautionary Tale of Overhyping VR.

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

A cartoonish illustration depicting a plane landing at an airport with French flags waving in the background. A suited figure (Pavel Durov) is being led away from the aircraft by two authorities while his luggage and belongings are scattered around him, symbolizing chaos and disruption. In the foreground, a cryptocurrency coin ($TON) lies broken on the ground amidst shattered glass and debris.

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BREAKING NEWS! You Won’t Believe What Just Happened to the Guy Who Promised Us Endless Freedom on the Internet

Telegram's Durov Arrested: Because Nothing Says 'Freedom' Like Being Locked Up in a French Jail Cell.

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

An illustration of a person running away from an oversized clock that is chasing them while in the background there are falling coins and dollar bills, representing money being lost due to time pressure. The runner's face shows panic as they look back at the approaching clock with fear. In front of the runner lies scattered papers with cryptic symbols resembling cryptocurrency codes mixed with broken chains symbolizing freedom from scams but also a sense of loss. A faint image of an Arizona map can be seen in the background, subtly hinting at the geographical context of the warning.

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Arizona AG Warns You That Scammers Will Always Be One Step Ahead Because They Have More Money Than Sense and Can Afford to Keep on Screwing People Over Until the End of Time

Here we go again... another warning from a government official because people are getting scammed out of their money by crypto "investments". You know what's not […]

Linda Williams August 22, 2024

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