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Bitcoin Is Officially Over: Mainstreamers Are Just Desperate Sheep Jumping Off a Bandwagon!

The big boys have finally caught on: Bitcoin has become a thing in finance. The $42 billion bet by MicroStrategy CEO Micheal Saylor is just one […]

Sam Rogers November 2, 2024

A chaotic scene unfolds as people swarm a crowded Costco store, overflowing with gold bars and coins in various stages of being purchased by frantic shoppers. A giant pile of empty shelves looms behind them, while others frantically scan their phones for updates on new stock arrivals.

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BREAKING: You Won’t Believe the Insane Gold Rush That’s Wreaking Havoc on Your 401k

Gold Fever Hits Costco: The Ultimate Get-Rich-Quick Scheme for Brokers and Crypto Enthusiasts (Not Really).

Linda Williams October 14, 2024

A group of 11 AI chatbots stand in line, each with a distinct personality but sharing similar expressions of uncertainty about the future prices of gold and silver. They are surrounded by charts and graphs displaying their predictions for December 31st, 2024: $2,700-$3,000 per troy ounce for gold and $32-$35 per ounce for silver.

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11 AI Chatbots Reveal Jaw-Dropping 2024 Gold and Silver Price Predictions: But Will They Be Correct Before the Market Collapses Like Your Ex-Girlfriend’s Relationship Goals?

The art of predicting market trends is like trying to predict when your crypto bro will finally realize that his 'investment' in buttcoin has tanked - […]

Kevin Nelson September 23, 2024

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