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A corporate skyscraper rises from Silicon Valley's landscape with Anthropic's Claude model as its imposing crown jewel. Beneath it, smaller models swarm like worker bees in an intricate network of cubicles and offices, each one dedicated to specific tasks. The scene is bathed in a cold blue light, evoking the sterile atmosphere of modern corporate culture.

Crypto News

Dystopian Nightmare Confirmed: World-Renowned Genius Creates Soulless Corporate Overlords in Silicon Valley Lab

Amodei's AI Hive-Mind: Because What Every Corporation Needs is More Bureaucracy!.

Doug Martinez September 1, 2024

Institutional Investors

Nvidia’s Insane Bet on A.I.-Powered Get-Rich-Quick Scheme Has Apple Dropping $10 Billion to Join in – Because Who Doesn’t Want to Invest in the Future of Confusion?

The Great Crypto Convergence: When AI and Fintech Collide...and Make No Sense.

Sam Rogers August 30, 2024

A cartoon chatbot sits at a desk with a bewildered expression as it's bombarded by ads floating around its head like confetti. A giant hemorroid cream ad dominates one corner of the screen while other smaller ads clutter up the background, each more garish than the last.

Crypto News

Why Perplexity AI Just Unleashed the Most Brilliant Marketing Strategy Ever: ADVERTISING ON CHATBOTS, BECAUSE WHO DOESN’T LOVE a GOOD HEMORRHOID CREAM SPOT DURING CONVERSATION?

...and now they're trying to monetize their fancy chatbots with ads! Because what's a few more dollars per thousand impressions when you can make your users' […]

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

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