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A chaotic room filled with frantic venture capitalists frantically pouring over financial reports as screens behind them display a sea of failed Web3 projects, while others are shown pitching their doomed startups to investors in the background.

VCs Go Absolutely Insane as They Blow Through Billions on Doomed Web3 Projects

VCs are throwing money at Web3 startups like there's no tomorrow... or a functioning economy.

Doug Martinez November 2, 2024

A blockchain network is shown with many tiny blocks overflowing into a bucket labeled 'Congestion'. In contrast, another chain in the background appears sleeker and less crowded. A giant arrow points upwards from this second chain to an enormous block size meter reading 1GB.

BAIN CAPITAL DUMPS $100M INTO LATEST CRYPTO WHITE ELEPHANT: Celestia Foundation’s Modular Data Availability Layer Protocol – Because What We Really Needed Was Another Blockchain Solution to Lose Our Life Savings

The never-ending saga of crypto bros trying to scam their way into relevance continues with the latest funding round for Celestia Foundation's modular data availability layer […]

Kevin Nelson September 24, 2024

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