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A cartoonish illustration depicting a plane landing at an airport with French flags waving in the background. A suited figure (Pavel Durov) is being led away from the aircraft by two authorities while his luggage and belongings are scattered around him, symbolizing chaos and disruption. In the foreground, a cryptocurrency coin ($TON) lies broken on the ground amidst shattered glass and debris.

BREAKING NEWS! You Won’t Believe What Just Happened to the Guy Who Promised Us Endless Freedom on the Internet

Telegram's Durov Arrested: Because Nothing Says 'Freedom' Like Being Locked Up in a French Jail Cell.

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

An illustration of two Ethereum traders, one dressed as a fisherman casting his line into dark waters while another stands at the edge looking worried. The water is filled with sharks representing frontrunners and other sea creatures symbolizing complex transactions. A few private order flow boats are seen sailing away from the chaos in the distance. In the foreground, gas prices rise like waves crashing against a shore marked "Public Queue". At nightfall, city lights illuminate blockbuilders' headquarters as they cast their lines into dark pools below.

Private Transactions: Because Your Grandma’s Ethereum Trades Are Now Being Used as Bait by High-Frequency Traders to Make You Poor

Well, isn't it just peachy! The land of crypto has now become so convoluted even its own users don’t want anyone else in. They’re opting for […]

Linda Williams August 22, 2024

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