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A cartoonish illustration depicting a plane landing at an airport with French flags waving in the background. A suited figure (Pavel Durov) is being led away from the aircraft by two authorities while his luggage and belongings are scattered around him, symbolizing chaos and disruption. In the foreground, a cryptocurrency coin ($TON) lies broken on the ground amidst shattered glass and debris.

BREAKING NEWS! You Won’t Believe What Just Happened to the Guy Who Promised Us Endless Freedom on the Internet

Telegram's Durov Arrested: Because Nothing Says 'Freedom' Like Being Locked Up in a French Jail Cell.

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

An illustration depicting a Chinese dragon guarding treasure chests overflowing with gold coins and jewels while surrounded by broken chains representing freedom from crime; in the background, a cityscape at sunset symbolizing hope for a brighter future; above the scene, two wings spread wide as if protecting all below. The dragon's claws grasp an ancient scroll unrolled to reveal intricate Chinese characters that evoke a sense of tradition and authority. In contrast, nearby broken chains lie scattered on the ground, signifying liberation from money laundering activities.

China’s Highest Court Suddenly Discovers Cryptocurrency Is a Haven for Crooks

And here we go again! China's Supreme Court is finally catching up with what has been obvious since Bitcoin was first created: cryptocurrency is a scammer’s […]

Kevin Nelson August 22, 2024

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