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You Won’t Believe Who’s Losing BILLIONS as Bitcoin ETFs Absorb a Mind-Numbing $20 Billion – The Shocking Mid-Game Movers Exposed!
Another day, another dollar (or rather, another million) flushed down the drain into Bitcoin ETFs... Literally! On Wednesday alone, a whopping $20 billion was funneled into […]
Bitcoin ETFs Soar to New Heights While Ethereum Gets Left in the Dust With 77% Less Cash Flooding In
Well well well! Look at that - US bitcoin ETFs just can't get enough of each other's company (and by extension, their own inflated value). Meanwhile, […]
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