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$321 Million Floods Into Crypto as Fed Makes One Tiny Cut to Interest Rates and Suddenly It’s a BUYING SPREE!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... or rather, invest your money into a Ponzi scheme with better marketing.

Sam Rogers September 24, 2024

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Ethereum Plummets Into Abyss of Despair as Trump Assassination Attempt and Rate Cuts Conspire Against It: Is the End Nigh?!?

The eternal dance of FUD, rate cuts and attempted assassinations - it's a wonder Ether hasn't imploded into nothingness yet. The price tumbles 6% because... well, […]

Kevin Nelson September 16, 2024

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