You Won’t Believe the Shocking New Way Rich People in Dubai Are Using Your Retirement Funds (Literally)
I mean, what's next? Tokenizing your aunt Mildred's 401k?.
Exchange-Traded Funds (ETFs)
12 Bitcoin ETFs Somehow Manage to Suck in a Whopping 25 Million Despite Grayscale Losing 22 Million Because Who Needs Returns When You Can Just Gamble on Numbers
The never-ending saga of crypto bros throwing money at their precious ETFs continues! Despite Grayscale's GBTC and ETHE losing a combined $22 million on Friday (ouch, […]
Bitcoin ETFs: Because Who Needs Their Money When You Can Have the Thrill of Watching It Vanish Into Thin Air?!
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's spectacular failures continues to entertain and educate us all! It seems the latest ETFs (Exchange-Traded Funds) for Bitcoin and Ethereum have […]
Biggest Investment Scam of the Century Continues to Suck Money Out of People’s Pockets at Alarming Rate!
The never-ending saga of people throwing their money into the void that is cryptocurrency continues unabated.
Crypto Brots’ Wet Dream Implodes! VanEck Kills Ethereum Futures ETF Because Nobody Actually Wants Fake Money!
The crypto bros are at it again! VanEck is shutting down its Ethereum futures-based ETF, citing a lack of demand and performance issues. And let's be […]
BREAKING: Crypto Broz Lose Entire Life Savings in Single Day Because Who Needs Food or Rent Anyway?
The never-ending saga of crypto bros losing their shirts continues! It seems like Thursday was a particularly bad day for Bitcoin and Ethereum ETF investors, with […]
$74 MILLION MATH PROBLEM: Why These ‘Investors’ Thought They Could Handle the Math Behind Cryptocurrency, but Clearly Can’t!
The Crypto Bro's Worst Nightmare: Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs hemorrhage a combined $74 million in outflows!.
Crypto Bros’ Desperate Attempt to Make You Care About Trading Your Worthless Funds at 3am
Crypto Bro's Latest Pipe Dream: Because what we really need is to be able to trade our worthless ETFs at all hours, while the world burns […]
BITCOIN: THE ULTIMATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEME IS BACK! $252 MILLION POURS IN AS ETHER ETFs CONTINUE TO BURN MONEY LIKE IT’S GOING OUT OF STYLE!
The never-ending circus that is crypto continues! It's not like we haven't seen this before - Bitcoin ETFs soaring with millions pouring in while ether ETFs […]
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