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A futuristic, steampunk-inspired time machine sits atop a cluttered workbench amidst scattered computer parts and blockchain diagrams; the device's glowing blue core pulsates as if energized by an inner clockwork mechanism.

You Won’t Believe the Insane ‘Time Machine’ Hack That’s About to Ruin Your Life (And Make You Question Everything)

Smart Contracts: Because Who Needs Immutability, Anyway?.

Doug Martinez November 14, 2024

A comic illustration of a sinking ship with people jumping off, while in the background Circle's USD Coin (USDC) is shown being blacklisted by other stablecoin issuers like Tether and Paxos.

You Won’t Believe What Happened This Weekend: Circle Finally Catches Up to Everyone Else, Ethereum Researcher Abandons Ship for Greener Pastures

This is a weekend wrap-up that's as dull as Circle blacklisting Lazarus Group addresses, over four months after other stablecoin issuers did it already. Meanwhile, Ethereum […]

Linda Williams September 16, 2024

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