Ethereum EVM

A illustration depicting a person (Vitalik Buterin) standing in front of an old computer with broken encryption symbols surrounding it. The background is filled with futuristic quantum computers and laptops, while Ethereum's roadmap stages are represented as colorful balloons floating above the scene. A 'The Splurge' balloon has a magnifying glass symbol on it to represent advanced cryptography research.

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Linda Williams October 30, 2024

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