The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me! They think that somehow, someway, their precious Solana ETF will magically get approved by mid-March […]
The crypto world can be a wild ride indeed! It seems like Jump Trading has been making some big moves, transferring out 46.44M in ETH amid […]
You know, when I read about Michael Saylor's latest brain fart – that the US government should buy up all the Bitcoin out there to strengthen […]
Another day another dump in Ether's value because it turns out that even whales can't keep up with their own greed and get rich quick schemes! […]
The Grayscale Ethereum Trust is finally bleeding less money after hemorrhaging nearly $2.3 billion since launch. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that this comes as […]
The crypto bros are at it again! Flocking to ETH like a bunch of lemmings off a cliff because some new ETFs launched in late July […]
The thrilling tale of a crypto "whale" dumping its precious Ether on an unsuspecting market! Because what's more fun than watching someone with millions in assets […]
The thrilling tale of whales buying Ether and somehow expecting us all to care. Because what's more riveting than a massive amount of money being spent […]
The never-ending farce of cryptocurrency investing continues! It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion - you can't look away even though you know the […]
The Ethereum blockchain is plummeting like a cryptocurrency-themed Hindenburg disaster - gas fees are at a five-year low! Who needs security and stability when you can […]
Another brainless crypto user blows $90K on gas fees because they can't even be bothered to learn how the platform works. I mean, it's not like […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another crypto exchange that's gone bust because it was run by some crook who thought he could get away with […]
Another day, another bunch of suckers losing their shirts on cryptocurrency! It's like they say: "If you want to make a small fortune in crypto, start […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another "exciting" earnings report from a cryptocurrency company that's just trying to make it big by mining some numbers on […]
Another day another crypto bro trying to make a quick buck with their "innovative" new oracle. Listen folks, it's not innovative when you're just copying and […]
Oh boy, it looks like Coinbase is finally getting some things right... albeit after years of trying to scam investors with its overpriced and useless services. […]
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