Oh boy, Ethereum's price is up today because... wait for it... the market has recovered! I mean who wouldn't want to buy something that was worth […]
Cryptocurrency continues its downward spiral into obscurity as more people realize it's just a bunch of worthless numbers floating around on computers created by nothing but […]
Well isn't this just peachy? Another crypto scam has reached new heights and is making its investors richer...for now. EigenLayer TVL hits a whopping $12.9 billion […]
Cryptocurrency's latest trend is animal-themed coins for charity - who would've thought? Vitalik Buterin, Ethereum co-founder, decided that instead of letting these tokens just collect dust […]
Oh boy, it's about time someone got caught for running a crypto scam! I mean, come on folks, if you're going to get rich quick with […]
It's time for America to get its priorities straight - we're talking about Donald Trump here, folks! The man who once scoffed at cryptocurrency is now […]
Oh boy, here we go again – another investment fund from Grayscale for the gullible masses who want to get in on the MakerDAO gravy train! […]
Crypto traders are at it again - this time they're warning of an impending doom for Ether's price, which is currently trading above $2K. Analysts like […]
Oh boy, here we go again with more crypto bros trying to get rich quick and making fools out of themselves! It's like they think this […]
The great Ethereum experiment is continuing with all its might - or should I say, with an ever-increasing amount of issued Ether? It seems like the […]
Well well well! Looks like more suckers are about to throw their money into digital "assets" that have no inherent value and are created from thin […]
Another day another meaningless metric from Token Terminal to celebrate Tron's utterly fabricated success! Who needs actual users or meaningful use cases when you can just […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They're so excited about their precious new Ether ETFs being listed on Cboe and BZX Exchange. Whoop-de-doo! As if […]
The eternal question: can a cryptocurrency go up? In this case, it's not just about whether Solana (SOL) will rise, but if it'll even get out […]
The thrill of cryptocurrency is back! This time around we have "restaking" - because what could possibly go wrong with taking already-staked Ethereum and using it […]
The cryptocurrency world is at it again with more drama and chaos. It seems like Grayscale's ETHE can't catch a break as they report another massive […]
Let me tell you something about these so-called "Ethereum ETFs". They're just fancy ways for investors to throw their money at Ethereum without actually having to […]
Cryptocurrency is all over Russia like a bad rash - everyone's heard of it but nobody actually knows what they're doing. Meanwhile Hamster Kombat is stuck […]
I love days like these when even crypto bros can't pretend that their precious 'investments' aren't hemorrhaging value faster than a wounded shark's lifeblood! Grayscale is […]
The eternal optimists at Grayscale's Ethereum Trust (ETHE) have managed to offload an astonishing $120.28 million worth of ether-based assets this week alone! Meanwhile, their fellow […]
The sweet taste of schadenfreude! It seems like some poor souls have finally realized that investing in Ethereum was not as bright an idea as they […]
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