Crypto Apocalypse Now: Your Life Savings Just Got Slaughtered by the Ultimate Gift of a Decade
Crypto Bro's Christmas Miracle: Bitcoin Loses 10% Value While Ether Gains More Than Expected (But Don't Get Too Excited).
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Crypto Bro Apocalypse: The Shocking Betrayal of Your Life Savings by So-Called ‘Financial Freedom’ Experts
The crypto bros are at it again - this time trying to convince us that buying and holding is the key to financial freedom (yawn). Meanwhile, […]
Crypto Collapse: Brokers Left Holding Billions in Worthless Paper Assets as Market Burns to a Crisp
The crypto bros are at it again - desperately clinging onto their worthless paper assets as the rest of us watch from a safe distance. The […]
$74 MILLION MATH PROBLEM: Why These ‘Investors’ Thought They Could Handle the Math Behind Cryptocurrency, but Clearly Can’t!
The Crypto Bro's Worst Nightmare: Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs hemorrhage a combined $74 million in outflows!.
Bitcoin ETFs Soar to New Heights While Ethereum Gets Left in the Dust With 77% Less Cash Flooding In
Well well well! Look at that - US bitcoin ETFs just can't get enough of each other's company (and by extension, their own inflated value). Meanwhile, […]
BlackRock’s iShares Ethereum Trust Somehow Manages to Suck in a Billion Dollars From People Who Probably Regret Buying It Now
It seems like BlackRock is trying hard to make us believe that people are actually interested in their Ether exchange-traded fund (ETF). But let's be real […]
ETF Investors Discover It Takes 5 Whole Days for Funds to Abandon Sinking Ship
The crypto-love is strong this week! It seems like everyone and their grandma has decided that Ethereum ETFs are a great way to lose money - […]
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