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EXPOSED: The Wild Ride of RedStone’s Bitcoin Staking Oracles – A Recipe for Disaster in a World Gone Mad
Redstone's Staking Oracle Launch: Because Who Needs Real-World Value When You Can Have FUD-Fueled Hype?.
Crypto Bro Genius: Friend.tech Admins Transfer Control to Null Address, Token Price Obligingly Plummets by 26%
The crypto bros strike again! This time it's friend.tech, a social media platform that thought they could just magic up some value where none existed (sound […]
Hong Kong Lawmaker Discovers Existence of Web3, Demands Adults Be Put in Charge Immediately
The blockchain bubble is bursting already? How delightful! It seems like those naive crypto bros are finally getting a taste of reality. A Hong Kong lawmaker […]
Cryptocurrency Project Delayed Because They Finally Realized Their Code Is Trash and Now Everyone Has to Wait Even Longer
And there you have it folks: another cryptocurrency project (Ocean Protocol) delayed because they can't even get their act together! The Ocean Nodes Incentive Program was […]
Trader Gets Rich Overnight After Realizing Tron Is Still Somehow Relevant in 2023
Well well well, look who's at it again with their get-rich-quick schemes! Another Tron-based memecoin that nobody needs or wants has managed to make some poor […]
ME Token Launch Signals End of Civilization as We Know It
Here we go again with another token launch because the world is clearly missing one more cryptocurrency to get rich quick on. The ME Foundation thinks […]
Linea’s Existential Crisis Averted by One Overwhelmed Volunteer Who Just Wants to Get Out of Doing All the Work
The crypto world is at it again, folks. Linea just got its first contributor for an open-source L2 rollup project because apparently someone finally remembered that […]
Judge Sets Oct 2025 Trial for Brothers Who Apparently Really Love Crypto So Much They Stole a Small Fortune From It
Let's talk about crypto love - the kind that gets your heart racing like watching paint dry or waiting in line at the DMV! It seems […]
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