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Bitcoin

Crypto Chaos Unleashed: Billionaire Heists, Gullibility Epidemic Spreads Like Wildfire Amid Shiny Object Frenzy

Crypto week: When gullible idiots throw their money at shiny objects and criminals have a field day.

Doug Martinez November 14, 2024

Crypto News

Crypto Market Wakes Up From Coma as Usual Suspects Get Richer ( Barely )

Crypto Bro Alert: Billionaire's Wet Dreams Come to Life ( Sort Of ).

Kevin Nelson October 11, 2024

Bitcoin

You Won’t Believe the Apocalyptic Levels of Investment Stupidity Reaching New Heights as 52% of Latest Etfs Are Bitcoin-Related Abominations

The Never-Ending Saga of Gullible Idiots Investing in Bitcoin ETFs.

Sam Rogers October 8, 2024

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Crypto News

Why Bitcoin ETFs Are Still Winning (Because Everyone Else Is Too Stupid to Get Out)

Just when I thought it was safe to go back into the water... another day, another influx of gullible idiots throwing their money at Bitcoin ETFs […]

Sam Rogers August 25, 2024

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