ETFs (Exchange-Traded Funds)

A cartoonish illustration depicting a giant Bitcoin fund (represented as a large bucket) with water pouring out through holes labeled 'Outflows', while another smaller bucket nearby is filling up from a faucet marked 'Inflows'. The background shows a downward-trending graph and two coins, one of which has fallen off the edge. A worried-looking investor in the foreground holds their head in despair.

YOU WON’T BELIEVE What Happened When the Average Joe Finally Wised Up and Pulled Their Cash Out of That Super-Unsafe, Totally-Unreliable Bitcoin Fund

The Crypto Bubble Pops: BlackRock's Bitcoin ETF Sees Second-Ever Outflow of $13.5M.

Kevin Nelson August 30, 2024

A cartoon analyst stands at a podium, wearing a confident expression and holding an oversized chart that shows a rapidly increasing price line for ether. In the background, a cityscape is depicted in chaos as buildings crumble beneath rising waves labeled 'hype' and 'speculation'. Meanwhile, other analysts are shown looking on with varying degrees of skepticism.

Analyst Spouts Utter Nonsense, Predicts Ether Will Soar to $3,500 Because Clearly That’s Exactly How Cryptocurrency Valuations Work

Ether's price chart is signaling a potential rise to levels not seen since the launch of spot ETFs in July? Yeah right, because nothing says 'legitimate […]

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

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