ETF Outflows Archives - Cryptobro Magazine

A illustration of a seesaw in the middle of a stormy sea, one side labeled 'Bitcoin' with coins flying off it, while the other side is empty except for an ARKB ETF box being pulled down by a giant hand representing outflows. On the opposite end, another Bitcoin fund's box has Blackrock IBIT on top and 21shares ARKB at its base, symbolizing conflicting flows. Ethereum funds are depicted as calm waters with no visible boats or coins, signifying stability.

Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs Are Doing So Well You’ll Want to Cry Yourself to Sleep at Night

I'm not sure what's more astonishing - the fact that people are still pouring money into these Bitcoin ETFs or how they're managing to stay afloat […]

Kevin Nelson October 10, 2024

A comic-style illustration depicting a bitcoin bull riding high on a wave of moneybags and coins, while an ether bear sinks into quicksand with dollar signs disappearing from its grasp.

Crypto News

BITCOIN BOOM! (Sort Of): Your Tax Dollars at Work Fueling the Great Crypto Bubble of 2023, Meanwhile Ether Goes Poof!

ETFs: Because Who Needs Actual Value When You Can Have Inflated Numbers?.

Kevin Nelson September 24, 2024

Bitcoin

YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT CRYPTO ETFS! Friday Market Recap Reveals Ether and Bitcoin Investors Are Literally Throwing Their Cash Off a Cliff!

The Crypto Bro's Clubhouse: Where Money Goes to Die (Literally).

Kevin Nelson September 1, 2024

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