ETF Approval Archives - Cryptobro Magazine

A illustration of a person trapped in a time machine with clock hands stuck on 'HODL' mode while the rest of the world moves forward into traditional finance and crypto ETFs are approved globally, meanwhile Japan's Ministry of Finance is shown as a giant lockbox with chains holding it back. A Japanese flag flies above the scene.

Japan Refuses to Maturity: Stuck in Crypto Time Warp as Neighbors Cash in Big on Bitcoin

It's like Japan is trying to be the crypto equivalent of a rebellious teenager - all posturing and no actual action. Despite being one of the […]

Kevin Nelson October 23, 2024

Bitcoin

When Will They Stop: Bitwise Unveils Latest ETF Scheme to Make You Rich With Math Wizardry

The never-ending circus of crypto ETFs continues! Bitwise is at it again, trying to peddle its latest creation - a momentum-based fund that will supposedly make […]

Sam Rogers October 7, 2024

A rollercoaster ride: a rocket ship soars upwards with flames burning beneath it, only to plummet back down into darkness. The sky is filled with broken chains and shattered glass.

Regulation/Negotiation

XRP: Because One Court Victory and a Pending ETF Filing Aren’t Enough to Save You From Certain Doom, Analyst Says

Just when you thought it was safe to get back into crypto... The XRP crowd is having a collective nervous breakdown over news of an upcoming […]

Linda Williams October 5, 2024

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