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What Happened When We Let Elon Musk Run the Country (Spoiler: It Was Already on Fire)

The only thing more laughable than a government efficiency commission is Elon Musk trying to run one. I mean, who better to audit the federal budget […]

Doug Martinez September 9, 2024

A cartoonish illustration depicting a bitcoin character standing at the edge of a cliff, with September looming large behind it. The character is looking down nervously as August slips away beneath its feet. In the background, various ominous clouds and stormy weather hint at potential turmoil ahead.

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Bitcoin’s Epic Collapse Guaranteed in 2024… Just Trust Us!

} The eternal optimist's guide to bitcoin: where we take historical trends that say it will tank, but somehow convince ourselves it'll buck the odds and […]

Kevin Nelson August 30, 2024

An illustration: A bearish whale in its mom's basement surrounded by computer screens displaying Ethereum charts with red lines indicating a downward trend; nearby is an open book titled 'Ethereum 101' on the floor next to a broken calculator and scattered papers showing various numbers including $2,300 and $3,050. The background shows a faint image of Gary Gensler's face in the news headlines about him being considered as Treasury Secretary candidate. In one corner is an empty chair with 'Leveraged Traders' written on it;

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Ethereum (ETH) Price Down Today Because of Totally Not Predictable Reasons Like a Bunch of Guys in Their Mom’s Basement Getting Disappointed Again

It's not like anyone is surprised that Ethereum (ETH) dropped 3.75% on Aug. 20 - after all, what else would happen when a bunch of crypto […]

Linda Williams August 22, 2024

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