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YOU WON’T BELIEVE the Shocking Reason Why This AI Company Just Gave Away 10 MILLION DOLLARS to Struggling Startups

Fetch.ai: Because Who Needs Real Value When You Can Have Artificial Intelligence?.

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

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EigenDA Promises to Save You a Whopping 90% on Your Data Storage Costs… Said No One Ever

Let me tell you something about this "EigenDA" nonsense. It's just another cryptocurrency trying to make a name for itself by promising ridiculously high savings on […]

Doug Martinez August 20, 2024

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