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Google Gets Owned by a Judge and Now Everyone Is Free at Last From Their Suffocating Grip on All Things Digital, Yay

The tech giant's woes continue as they get dragged through the courts and forced to reform their app store practices, much like how some of us […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration of a detective wearing sunglasses holding up an iPad showing the New York City skyline with cryptocurrency symbols floating above it; in the background are blurred images of hackers at computers, while on the left side there is a faint image of money flying out of a wallet. The colors used are dark blues and grays for contrast to represent night time or digital space. In one corner, an arrow points upwards towards the skyline with cryptocurrency symbols indicating growth and progress in combating cybercrimes.

Crypto News

New York DA Now Hiring Crypto Analysts Because Clearly We Need More Experts on How Not to Get Ripped Off Online

Cryptocurrency: the gift that keeps on giving...to scammers! You know what's almost as exciting as getting rich quick with some fly-by-night cryptocurrency? Getting hacked by sophisticated […]

Sam Rogers August 15, 2024

An illustration of a person standing on top of a mountain range with their arms outstretched towards the sky as they hold up a lantern. In the background is an image of a cityscape at night with skyscrapers and buildings lit up in shades of blue and purple, while below them are dark shadows representing corruption and crime. The mountainside behind the person has cracks and fissures that seem to be spreading apart revealing more light from within as if something new is emerging.

Crypto News

DOJ Launches Whistleblower Awards Program Because Someone Finally Realized You Can’t Bribe People to Stop Being Suckers With Free Money

More like "DOJ Launches Whistleblower Awards Program for Gullible Idiots Who Invested in Crypto". Because let's face it, if you're stupid enough to invest in cryptocurrency […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

An illustration of a sinking ship labeled as "ETF" while an anchor is being pulled out from its hull by two laughing figures holding briefcases and wearing suits in the background; nearby sea creatures are swimming away with coins attached to their fins, amidst waves marked 'outflows' crashing against rocks. In the foreground, another figure stands on the shore looking at a map of the ocean labeled "ETH reserves" while pointing towards an island called "market capitalization". The sky is filled with dark clouds and lightning bolts strike in the distance.

Crypto News

US Ethereum ETFs Are Being Sold for Pennies on the Dollar While Their Sponsors Laugh All the Way to the Bank

The cryptocurrency world is a dumpster fire and it's only getting worse! It seems like every day we get to see another ETF fail miserably or […]

Kevin Nelson August 15, 2024

An illustration showing an internet router under attack by swarming birds, with some routers on fire. The background is dark grey with white sparks flying everywhere. In the foreground, two figures are trying to put out fires while others look worried or run away in panic. A large bird perches atop a working router, looking triumphant. Below it all lies an image of Donald Trump and Elon Musk shaking hands amidst flames, as if they're emerging from the chaos together. The illustration is done in bold lines with vibrant colors to convey energy and urgency. In the bottom right corner, there's a

Bitcoin

Musk Gets X Hit By Massive Ddos Attack Because We’Re Still Waiting For Him To Admit Dogecoin Is A Scam

The crypto bros are at it again, claiming that X is under attack by a massive DDoS. What's next? Are we going to believe the moon […]

Sam Rogers August 13, 2024

An illustration showing an exchange office with people rushing to get inside while others are trying to climb over walls and fences. The building has broken windows, torn shutters, and a sign reading "Closed" is hanging from it. In front of the building there's a table with papers scattered all around, some of them have red stamps on them saying "Withdraw". A person in the background holds up a megaphone shouting while another one points at him angrily. The sky above has dark clouds and lightning bolts are striking down to earth.

DeFi

Coinbase Finally Shows Gritty Resolve To Not Get Completely Sued By Feds

Oh boy, it looks like Coinbase is finally getting some things right... albeit after years of trying to scam investors with its overpriced and useless services. […]

Barry Thompson August 13, 2024

News

Lido community makes yet another mind-bogglingly brilliant decision because clearly the last one was just an awesome example of how not to do things in finance and crypto land!

Oh boy here we go again with another silly development in crypto land where people think making money out of thin air will somehow magically make […]

Linda Williams August 13, 2024

An illustration of a shield with multiple layers and cracks repaired, surrounded by various security-related icons such as locks, keys, firewalls, etc., in front of a dark background representing vulnerabilities; at the top left corner is an image of a vault door opening to reveal a bright interior. In the bottom right corner are two figures standing back-to-back looking outwards with their arms crossed and confident expressions on their faces. The overall atmosphere conveys protection, vigilance, and preparedness for potential threats.

News

Euler Finally Admits They Spent $4 Million on Security Audits and Still Got Hacked Out of Almost Every Penny You Sent Them, Because That’s Just a Thing Some Companies Do Now

Let's get this over with already! Crypto lending platform Euler Finance finally got around to announcing that they spent a whopping FOUR MILLION DOLLARS on security […]

Linda Williams August 13, 2024

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