Feds About to Make Another $10 Trillion in Exciting Rate Cuts That Will Totally Change Everything
And so we're back at it again with another thrilling episode of "Will The Fed Cut Rates?" - because what's more exciting than watching grown adults […]
Economy
Ditobanx and ICP Hub Mexico Launch Initiative to Turn University Students Into Cryptocurrency Guinea Pigs for Profit
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they're trying to brainwash Mexican university students into thinking that cryptocurrency has value by giving them $5 […]
Russia About to Let You Lose All Your Money in One Convenient Location
Russia wants you all to know it's serious about blockchain now! I mean who wouldn't want their country associated with endless speculation and potential losses, right? […]
Fed’s Secret Plan to Steal Your Money Through Magic Numbers Looming
I'm not sure why anyone would still be investing their money in the stock market after all these years. It's like playing a game of roulette […]
Texas Just Found a New Way to Reward Irresponsibility and Noise Pollution With a Free Pass for Bitcoin Miners
So, let's get this straight: a Bitcoin mine in Texas was making so much noise that over 40 people complained about it. And what did they […]
Brewers Discover Secret to Making Money: Not Charging for Beer (
You think you can just tap into zero-alcohol beer growth and rake it all in? Well let me tell you something my friends. In a region […]
Fed Says September Will Be Great Month for Pretending You Have Money While Actually Having Less of It
Well isn't this peachy! The Federal Reserve thinks it's time for another rate cut because inflation has slowed down. You know what they say: "If you […]
Trump to Save America From Financial Doom With Magical Bitcoin Solution Because Who Needs Facts When You Have a Genius Like Him at the Helm
You'd think Trump would know better than to suggest using a currency with no inherent value as a solution for paying off debt. The guy's got […]
Summer Market Rollercoaster Still Not Over Because Who Needs Stability Anyway
The stock market can be a thrilling rollercoaster, but investors are bracing for more turbulence ahead - and we're not talking about just any ordinary ups […]
Analysts Predict US Dollar Trends Amid Biden Withdrawal and Trump Lead Will Unleash a Maelstrom of Fiscal Chaos That’ll Make Your Grandma’s 401k Invest in Beanie Babies Again
The US dollar is on shaky ground as President Biden's withdrawal from re-election has sent shockwaves through financial markets. Analysts are predicting a further decline in […]
Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman Just Dropped a Scathing Truth Bomb on the Entire Bitcoin Empire and Trump Is Fuming
Cryptocurrency has finally sunk its claws into mainstream politics! Who would have thought that an "economically useless" product like Bitcoin could find such strong support from […]
Google Pay, Amazon Pay and Phonepe Join RBI’s Digital Rupee Program Because Nothing Says ‘Central Bank-Backed Cryptocurrency’ Like Three Companies That Can’t Even Keep Your Money Safe
In a desperate attempt to stay relevant, Google Pay, Amazon Pay and Phonepe are now scrambling to join India's central bank-issued cryptocurrency (CBDC) program. Because what […]
Venture Capitalists Suddenly Realize They’re Rich Enough Not To Bother Investing In Anything Anymore Because That’s Just How The Game Is Played When You Have Daddy’s Money
The VC firms have slowed down their crypto investments, but it's not like they're abandoning ship or anything (oh wait, maybe they are). According to Adam […]
FATF: Because Apparently Three-Quarters of Countries Can’t Be Bothered to Follow Their Own Money Laundering Rules
Oh great, here we go again! The Financial Action Task Force is at it once more, trying to sound all serious about combating money laundering and […]
Crypto: Because Who Needs Stability or Security Anyway?
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's greatest hits (or should I say misses?). So, the SEC has delayed its decision on approving an ETF that tracks 10 […]
Canadian Crypto Exchange Loses It All… Again! This Time $9.5M in Bitcoin and Ether Vanishes Down Founder’s Rabbit Hole of Poker Addiction!
Another day, another crypto exchange bites the dust (or rather, gets its users' funds embezzled). ezBtc and founder David Smillie are just the latest additions to […]
Robert Kiyosaki vs Peter Schiff in Epic Battle for Most Ridiculous Predictions Ever Made That Will Definitely Not Come True Because These Guys Are Just Making Stuff Up as They Go Along
I love how these two buffoons are trying to outdo each other with their wild predictions about precious metals and cryptocurrencies. It's like watching a pair […]
Eth Squeezes Out a Tiny Bit Less Blood Than Usual as Ethereum Mania Reaches New Heights and Everyone Still Loses Their Shirt
The Grayscale Ethereum Trust is finally bleeding less money after hemorrhaging nearly $2.3 billion since launch. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that this comes as […]
Get Ready: Crypto Gravy Train Just Derailed into a Bottomless Pit of Desperation as Regulators Give Thumbs Up to Even More Ways to Lose Your Shirt Investing in Worthless Digital Tokens
Because what's better for investors than a whole bunch of new ways to throw money at worthless digital tokens? Grayscale is thrilled that people are still […]
Bitcoin ETFs: Because Who Needs Actual Money When You Can Bet on a Fad and Lose Everything
The gullible idiots are at it again! They're pouring their hard-earned cash into Bitcoin ETFs like there's no tomorrow - or in this case, until they […]
IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN: Cryptocurrency Prices Plummet into Oblivion for the 473rd Time This Year – Is It Even Worth Waking Up to Check?
The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency's attempt to be taken seriously continues! It seems like every week is Groundhog Day for Bitcoin and its altcoin friends - […]
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