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Apple Unleashes Mind-Numbing AI-Powered iPhones That Will Ruin Your Life (And Boost Profits)

AI has finally reached a point where it's smart enough to realize that Apple's iPhone sales are about as exciting as watching paint dry, but hey […]

Kevin Nelson November 2, 2024

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ALPHABET CEO’s Insidious Plan to Ruin Your Retirement Is Finally Paying Off in a MAJOR Way

Satoshi's ghost is still haunting the crypto space and now Google's making a killing off its 'AI bet' - what a joke! Meanwhile, Alphabet Inc. (GOOG) […]

Barry Thompson October 30, 2024

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