What Happened When We Let Elon Musk Run the Country (Spoiler: It Was Already on Fire)
The only thing more laughable than a government efficiency commission is Elon Musk trying to run one. I mean, who better to audit the federal budget […]
Donald Trump
BOMBSHELL: Trump’s Crypto Platform Gets Hacked, Again… But This Time It’s Not Russia, It’s Just a Bunch of Scammers Giving Away $15,000 Because They’re Nice
You'd think that after all these years of warning people about cryptocurrency, we wouldn't still see so many gullible idiots falling for scams like this one […]
BOMBSHELL: Elon Musk’s Gov Meme Frenzy Sparks Nationwide Panic as Nation Realizes He Still Hasn’t Figured Out How to Run a Company (But Wants to Be President?)!
Elon Musk thinks he can meme his way into a government job? How quaint. The billionaire tech mogul, who's somehow still managing to juggle multiple careers […]
IT’S OFFICIAL! You Won’t Believe the Outrageous Reason Why Trump Just Dropped Another 4 Billion Worth of His Face on Bitcoin
The 'Crypto President' Strikes Again: Because What America Really Needs is More of Donald's NFTs.
BREAKING: Robert F Kennedy Jr Abandons Presidential Dreams, Joins Forces With Donald Trump in Bizarre Cryptocurrency Coup to Steal Your Soul (And Maybe a Few Votes)
Robert F Kennedy Jr, the great white hope of cryptocurrency enthusiasts everywhere, has finally realized that his chances of becoming president were as slim as my […]
Trump Launches New Crypto Scheme Because Clearly He Has No Other Ideas Left
Well well well, look who's jumping on the cryptocurrency bandwagon - it seems even Donald Trump can't resist the allure of getting rich quick and fleecing […]
RFK Jr’s Running Mate Floats ‘Unity Party’ With Former President Trump Who’s Probably Going to Use It as an Excuse to Sell His Own Line of Branded Bitcoin Toilet Paper and Make America Flush Again
The crypto bros are having some fun now that RFK Jr is promising to back the US dollar with Bitcoin. Because what we all know about […]
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