Wake Up, Sheeple! Trump’s New Crypto Platform Is Coming… And It’ll Probably All Go Terribly Wrong on September 16
The Emperor's New Clothes: Donald Trump Launches Crypto Platform Because Who Needs Regulation Anyway?.
The Emperor's New Clothes: Donald Trump Launches Crypto Platform Because Who Needs Regulation Anyway?.
You'd think Donald Trump would know better than to fall for the crypto scam du jour. But nope, not even The King of Scams can resist […]
The only thing more laughable than a government efficiency commission is Elon Musk trying to run one. I mean, who better to audit the federal budget […]
You'd think that after all these years of warning people about cryptocurrency, we wouldn't still see so many gullible idiots falling for scams like this one […]
Elon Musk thinks he can meme his way into a government job? How quaint. The billionaire tech mogul, who's somehow still managing to juggle multiple careers […]
The 'Crypto President' Strikes Again: Because What America Really Needs is More of Donald's NFTs.
Robert F Kennedy Jr, the great white hope of cryptocurrency enthusiasts everywhere, has finally realized that his chances of becoming president were as slim as my […]
Well well well, look who's jumping on the cryptocurrency bandwagon - it seems even Donald Trump can't resist the allure of getting rich quick and fleecing […]
The crypto bros are having some fun now that RFK Jr is promising to back the US dollar with Bitcoin. Because what we all know about […]