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A globe is shown being locked with a flimsy-looking padlock, while a person in the background tries to pick it using bolt cutters. The lock has a few scratches and dents on it, indicating its weakness. In the foreground, a 'security expert' character is seen checking their phone, seemingly uninterested in the globe's security.

You Won’t Believe the Insane ‘Security’ of Worldcoin’s Orb – It’s a Total Farce!

Worldcoin's Orb: Because Who Needs Real Security When You Can Just Use A Glowing Orange Circle?.

Doug Martinez October 31, 2024

A illustration depicting a person holding an empty wallet with dollar signs floating away from it, surrounded by chaotic financial symbols and broken piggy banks.

You Won’t Believe the ‘Revolutionary’ New Way Wisdomtree Is About to Ruin Your Finances

Debit Card Spending for Onchain Money Fund? More Like Debit Card Screwing Your Life Away with Inflated Fees and Unnecessary Complexity! }.

Kevin Nelson October 10, 2024

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