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You Won’t Believe What Happens When Russia Tries to Create a Superpower Currency (And Why It’s About to Blow Up in Their Faces)

Russian Banks Baulk at Digital Ruble Implementation Costs: A Recipe for Disaster.

Barry Thompson October 26, 2024

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You Won’t Believe the Only Way Left for Russia – The Shocking Truth About Its New ‘Digital Doomsday’ Currency

Russia's Digital Rubble: A Desperate Cry for Help in a World That Doesn't Want to Give It Any.

Doug Martinez October 19, 2024

A Sberbank building with a giant cryptocurrency coin hovering above it, surrounded by swirling digital currency symbols and dollar signs; in the background, a cityscape of Moscow is depicted amidst chaos, with people running away from falling financial stability icons.

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Sberbank’s Genius Plan: Letting Russians Pay Their Rent With Unstable Digital Currencies This Fall Because Who Needs Financial Stability Anyway?

Russia's largest financial institution Sberbank is joining a cryptocurrency settlement pilot program this fall because what could possibly go wrong? I'm sure the oligarchs have thoroughly […]

Kevin Nelson September 9, 2024

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