Crypto Exchange Gate.io Secures Sponsorship Deal With Italian Soccer Giant Inter Milan - Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?.
So, because we all know that what's missing from our lives is another stablecoin, Progmat and Japanese entertainment giant DMM Group have decided to join forces […]
Telegram's Durov Arrested: Because Nothing Says 'Freedom' Like Being Locked Up in a French Jail Cell.
Cryptocurrency - the gift that keeps on giving... or rather taking. Another day, another warning about a scam involving cryptocurrency and QR codes. Because what's more […]
Well well well, look who's at it again with their get-rich-quick schemes! Another Tron-based memecoin that nobody needs or wants has managed to make some poor […]
The perpetual joke that cryptocurrency has finally reached mainstream status continues to unfold with Ledn securing a $50 million Bitcoin-backed loan in what they proudly claim […]
Well isn't this just peachy! A bunch of former execs from a failed cryptocurrency project are trying to salvage their reputations with some desperate attempts at […]
Here we go again with another token launch because the world is clearly missing one more cryptocurrency to get rich quick on. The ME Foundation thinks […]
The world is full of idiots who can’t see the writing on the wall, folks! Cryptocurrency enthusiasts are still clutching onto their worthless coins like they're […]
Well folks it looks like another crypto company is about to meet its maker! Terraform Labs' impending bankruptcy hearing could be the nail in the coffin […]
The crypto bros are at it again! This time they've convinced a major asset management firm like Franklin Templeton that blockchain is somehow revolutionary or innovative […]
Here we go again with another attempt by traditional finance to get in on the crypto gravy train. State Street is trying its hand at "digital […]
The crypto bros are having some fun now that RFK Jr is promising to back the US dollar with Bitcoin. Because what we all know about […]
Well isn't this just peachy? Another Bitcoin mining company is going bankrupt because it can't keep up with its debt payments! Bitfarms has decided to "acquire" […]
The latest news from State Street is a joke right? They're partnering up with Taurus to create some kind of digital asset platform for institutional clients […]
The latest Web3 nonsense from Google's Cloud Startup Program: because what we really need is another overhyped AI firm that promises moonshot returns but delivers nothing […]
It's about time Dubai caught up with the rest of us who think cryptocurrency is a scam! Who needs to be paid in crypto when it’s […]
You've got to love it when crypto bros try to sound legit by using buzzwords like "Web3" and "GameFi". HashKey Group, a digital asset financial services […]
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