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A cartoon figure of Pavel Durov is shown being held by a pair of handcuffs as he's led away by two officials with stern expressions. In the background, a faint image of France can be seen through bars on a window.

Telegram Founder Pavel Durov Detained, Because You Know What They Say About Free Speech

Just when you thought it was safe to go back online... Pavel Durov's detention has got everyone buzzing like a crypto bro at a Bitcoin conference […]

Kevin Nelson August 27, 2024

A comic illustration of a billionaire tech mogul (depicted as Pavel Durov) being led away in handcuffs by French authorities while looking unimpressed, with the Eiffel Tower looming in the background amidst a drizzly grey sky. A faint image of Russia's coat of arms is visible on his jacket sleeve.

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Billionaire Tech Mogul Arrested for Crimes That Are Only Slightly More Exciting Than Watching Paint Dry

It's not every day you see a billionaire tech mogul getting taken down by the French authorities for reasons that have nothing to do with his […]

Doug Martinez August 27, 2024

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