PayPal Just Hacked the Universe: You Won’t Believe What They’ve Done to Your Crypto Now
The Great Stablecoin Caper: PayPal's LayerZero Link-Up - A Recipe for Disaster?.
Decentralized Finance (DeFi)
You Won’t Believe the Insane ‘Security’ of Worldcoin’s Orb – It’s a Total Farce!
Worldcoin's Orb: Because Who Needs Real Security When You Can Just Use A Glowing Orange Circle?.
You Won’t Believe the Shocking Truth About EigenLayer – It’s Just Rehashed Old Tech With a Fancy Name!
EigenLayer: because who needs actual value in cryptocurrency when you can just rebrand a bunch of existing tech and call it something new?.
Bitfarms Unleashes 2.2 Eh/S of Pure Madness on an Already Suffocating Planet!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Bitfarms is splashing into another hosting agreement with a new set of miners […]
BREAKING: Nomic Introduces Revolutionary New Way to Move Bitcoins Around Without Actually Using a Bank or Exchange… But There’s Still Trust Involved
Just when you thought the world of cryptocurrency couldn't get any more confusing, along comes Nomic with its 'decentralized Bitcoin custody engine' that supports Ethereum. Because […]
Hedera Throws Entire Codebase at Linux Foundation in Desperate Cry for Help: ‘We’re Still Relevant, Right?
Don't get too excited about Hedera's 'generous' contribution of its codebase to the Linux Foundation - it's just a desperate attempt by this cryptocurrency also-ran to […]
The Most Earth-Shattering Development in Crypto History: Another Blockchain Is Coming and It’s Going to Change Everything (Possibly)
A New Synthetix App Chain? Who Cares?.
You Won’t Believe the Shocking New Episode of Hashing It Out: A Podcast So Densely Packed With Web3 Jargon You’ll Need Oxygen Tanks to Listen!
The never-ending saga of blockchain technology and its attempt to justify itself as a viable industry continues. In this latest episode of Hashing It Out, we're […]
Aptos Network Joins Forces With Nillion to Create an Unmitigated Disaster of a Blockchain Ecosystem
} The latest from Aptos - because what's more exciting than some obscure blockchain network integrating with another equally unknown tech platform? We've got blind computation […]
Vitalik Buterin Finally Speaks Out on the Epic Fail That Is Ethereum, Admits He Forgot to Bother With DeFi
Vitalik Buterin's DeFi Drama Unfolds - Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Crypto Ecosystem?.
Trump Launches New Crypto Scheme Because Clearly He Has No Other Ideas Left
Well well well, look who's jumping on the cryptocurrency bandwagon - it seems even Donald Trump can't resist the allure of getting rich quick and fleecing […]
BREAKING NEWS! You Won’t Believe What Just Happened to the Guy Who Promised Us Endless Freedom on the Internet
Telegram's Durov Arrested: Because Nothing Says 'Freedom' Like Being Locked Up in a French Jail Cell.
Crypto Bros Launch Insane New Scheme: ‘Proof-of-Ink’ Will Make Your Web3 Dreams Come True… Or Maybe Just Take All Your Money
Crypto bros can't even get a tattoo right - they're launching 'Proof-of-Ink' to supposedly boost Web3 adoption? What's the point of having digital individuality if you […]
I Made Millions Trading Bitcoin but Then I Discovered My True Calling: Being Poor and Eating Ramen Noodles for Every Meal, It’s a Real Thing
The crypto bros really have no idea what they're doing when it comes to trading do they? First off, let me just say that being an […]
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