You Won’t Believe What’s About to Destroy Your Cryptocurrency Portfolio Next!
The Crypto Conundrum: Intent-Based Trading - A Fad or The Future of DeFi? (Nov 02, 2024).
Decentralized Finance
Twinning Down the House of Cards: Billionaire Brothers Fund Another Fiasco With 69 Million Dollar Bet on Doomed Decentralized Finance
Winklevoss twins and their money problems... again.
Crypto Apocalypse Looms as Regulators Finally Crack Down on Scam Artists, but Will It Be Too Little Too Late?
Regulation is the only thing that can save cryptocurrency from becoming a Wild West playground for scammers and fraudsters - said no one ever in crypto […]
YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM’S DEFI PLAN: It Involves Locking You Inside a Sandbox With Your Digital Assets and Watching as the House Wins
The World Economic Forum has decided that DeFi is so hot right now it needs special treatment - aka sandboxing. Because what's more fun than playing […]
Brazil Launches Revolutionary New Digital Currency That Will Definitely Not Be a Total Disaster (Or So We Hope)
Brazil's latest experiment: because what could possibly go wrong with creating a digital currency that solves the 'trilemma' of decentralization, privacy and programmability? I mean, it's […]
HTX Unleashes Utter Chaos: Introducing Babylon Staking and Fractal Scaling – Because Who Needs Security When You Can Have ‘Revolutionary’ Smart Contracts That Will Probably Steal Your Bitcoin!
Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the blockchain: Babylon staking and fractal scaling - because what could possibly go wrong with […]
BOMBSHELL! You Won’t Believe Which Insanely Popular Cryptocurrency Thingy Just Got Absolutely DESTROYED by the Man for Being SUPER SHADY!
Crypto's latest victim: Rari Capital gets roasted by the SEC for its dodgy practices.
BREAKING: French Hill Spouts Utter Nonsense About Defi, Probably Gets Paid by Crypto Bro to Do So – MUST SEE FOR ALL YOU NON-CRYPTO GULLIBLE IDIOTS OUT THERE!
} It seems we have another crypto apologist trying to spin a positive narrative about the wonders of decentralized finance (defi). French Hill, chairman of the […]
Buckle Up, Buttercup! Regulators Finally Notice the Train Wreck That Is Uniswap and Decide to Get on Board!
Crypto: Because Nothing Says 'Financial Stability' Like a Wild West Free-for-All.
BREAKING: FBI Issues Urgent Warning About Crypto – Because Apparently Some People Still Haven’t Figured Out It’s a Giant Scam
The FBI's latest warning about North Korea's cyber attacks targeting crypto and defi is a stark reminder that only criminals use this stuff for real. I […]
GET READY FOR THE MOST AMAZING, LIFE-CHANGING FINANCIAL CRASH OF OUR LIFETIME! Bitcoin DeFi TVL to SOAR PAST Ethereum’s in a MIND-BLOWING 2 YEARS!
The eternal optimist - always predicting that things will get better and more people will fall for this scam.
BREAKING: Maker DeFi Lending Protocol Renames Itself Sky Because ‘Maker’ Was Apparently a Total Buzzkill for Crypto Bros Everywhere… AND THEY’RE LAUNCHING a NEW STABLECOIN BECAUSE WHY NOT?!?
The never-ending farce that is cryptocurrency continues to entertain and confound us all. The latest installment of this saga features Maker DeFi lending protocol rebranding itself […]
Shiba Inu Memecoin Launches DAO Because Clearly What You Need Is More Ways for Us to Ignore Your Input
The Shiba Inu memecoin is at it again, folks! Because what every community needs is more bureaucracy and pointless voting councils. The team behind this dumpster […]
Liquid Restaking Token of Doom: Because You Clearly Haven’t Learned From Your Previous 17 Crypto Disasters
YieldNest is at it again. Launching a new liquid restaking token called ynLSDe because apparently people still want to play with fire despite all the warnings […]
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