Data Availability Protocol

A illustration depicting a planet being overwhelmed by an influx of tiny, chaotic miners (representing the 2.2 EH/s computing power) spilling out from a facility in Pennsylvania, with two large figures looming in the background - one representing Bitfarms and another possibly symbolizing Riot Platforms' concerns.

Bitfarms Unleashes 2.2 Eh/S of Pure Madness on an Already Suffocating Planet!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Bitfarms is splashing into another hosting agreement with a new set of miners […]

Doug Martinez September 16, 2024

A chaotic digital landscape with AI-generated content swirling around a central anchor, representing data provenance on the blockchain network. A few trusted sources of information are depicted as beacons shining through the noise.

Bitcoin

Web3 CEO Unleashes Earth-Shattering Revelation: Bitcoin Can Save Humanity From AI Data Chaos… Or Something

The latest delusional ramblings from a Web3 CEO, because what every conversation needs is more buzzwords like 'data provenance' and 'anchoring'. It sounds like something out […]

Doug Martinez August 30, 2024

Crypto News

Ethereum Users Rejoice: New Feature Allows You to Lose Even More Money on Layer 2!

The never-ending saga of crypto jargon that no one understands continues with the latest development from EigenLayer: native token restaking for layer-2 scaling networks. Because what's […]

Doug Martinez August 27, 2024

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