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A cartoon hacker sits at a desk surrounded by stacks of cash, with a giant avocado toast hovering above them out of reach. The room is filled with broken computers and scattered cryptocurrency coins.

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Crypto Hackers Win Again! Stole Over a Billion Bucks and Still Can’t Afford Avocado Toast!

The Crypto Con Game Continues...

Linda Williams August 30, 2024

A cartoonish illustration depicting a plane landing at an airport with French flags waving in the background. A suited figure (Pavel Durov) is being led away from the aircraft by two authorities while his luggage and belongings are scattered around him, symbolizing chaos and disruption. In the foreground, a cryptocurrency coin ($TON) lies broken on the ground amidst shattered glass and debris.

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BREAKING NEWS! You Won’t Believe What Just Happened to the Guy Who Promised Us Endless Freedom on the Internet

Telegram's Durov Arrested: Because Nothing Says 'Freedom' Like Being Locked Up in a French Jail Cell.

Doug Martinez August 25, 2024

An illustration of a grandmother's garage with an old computer on a table next to a sign that says "Crypto Operation" while being surrounded by police tape; there are also some cryptocurrency symbols scattered around the floor in front of it; outside is written "$100 Licensing Fee". The background shows Hong Kong cityscape. In the foreground, two officers from the SFC stand with their arms crossed looking at each other and shaking their heads as they look back at the garage operation. A small dog runs out of the garage while a cat looks down from an upstairs window;

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Hong Kong Shuts Down Your Grandma’s Garage Crypto Operation Because She Refused to Pay the $100 Licensing Fee

The eternal struggle between regulators trying to bring some semblance of order to the Wild West that is cryptocurrency trading continues! It's like they say: you […]

Linda Williams August 22, 2024

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