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The Never-Ending Saga of Decentralized Manufacturing: Because Who Needs Central Planning Anyway?.
Cryptocurrency
YOU WON’T BELIEVE How Brazilian Cops Just Rained on the $9.7 Billion Crypto Party and Exposed the DIRTIEST Money Laundering Scheme of ALL TIME!
} Operation Niflheim: because what's more fun than seeing crypto bros get busted? I mean, seriously, who needs inherent value or a legitimate use case when […]
Grayscale’s Latest Masterstroke: We’re Allowing You to Bet Your Life Savings on a Single Currency That Might Not Exist Tomorrow
Grayscale Launches XRP Trust: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?.
Get Ready to Lose Your Shirt as Eve Frontier’s in-Game Economy Unleashes a Torrent of New and Exciting Ways for Crypto Investors to Suffer
The Eve Frontier Blockchain Scam: Because You Clearly Want More Ways for Cryptos to Fail.
You Won’t Believe the Shocking Truth About Crypto! $5.6 Billion Stolen, 71% of Victims Sucked Into Get-Rich-Quick Scams!
It's official: cryptocurrency has become the ultimate get-rich-quick scheme for scammers and suckers alike.
Wealth Managers Confess to Being Deluded by Crypto Fever, Proceed to Lose Clients’ Money Anyway
The Cryptocurrency Circus Continues: Wealth Managers Jump On The Bandwagon Of Foolishness.
You Won’t Believe the Utter Chaos That Ensued When This One Guy Lost Like, a Whole Lot of Money on Some Cryptocurrency Thingy
A Crypto Millionaire Loses His Mind...and Millions.
The World’s Most Desperate Economies Are Still Trying to Get Rich Quick on Cryptocurrency
The Great Crypto Frenzy Continues: India, Nigeria, Indonesia Lead Chainalysis 2024 Index.
Brazilian Supreme Court Unleashes Totalitarian Nightmare: Bans X, Demands Citizens Use Government-Approved Internet!
The Brazilian government's ban on X is just another example of how governments love to crack down on anyone who doesn't want to play by their […]
Crypto Owners: Still Clueless Even When Their Investments Quadruple (But Don’t Worry, There’s Always Next Week)
It's official: crypto is still a scam, even when it goes up! A new report from the Federal Reserve Bank of Philadelphia’s Consumer Finance Institute found […]
Kansas AG Catches One! (Finally!) – Bumblesome Bitcoin Bandit From Nigeria Has His Piggy Bank Confiscated
Crypto scams: where gullible idiots meet get-rich-quick schemes.
COINBASE’S A.I.-TO-A.I. CRYPTO TRANSACTION: Because We Clearly Need More Robots Trading Virtual Money While Humans Starve and Our Planet Burns
title = 'Coinbase's AI-to-AI Crypto Transaction: Because What We Really Need is More Cryptocurrency' } {The latest development in the world of cryptocurrency has left me […]
CARDANO: THE ULTIMATE INVESTMENT NIGHTMARE – Why You Should Sell Everything Now and Run Away Screaming!
The never-ending saga of Cardano's woes continues! It seems like no matter how hard they try, this blockchain just can't seem to get out of its […]
OpenAI Ditches Its Soul, Announces Plan to Become Even More Elites-Only Club: Report!
Just when you thought OpenAI was all about making AI for the greater good, they're now trying to get in on the crypto bros' action by […]
$64 Million Crypto Heist Mastermind Unmasked (But Probably Not Before You Lost Your Shirt)
It looks like another genius crypto bro got caught trying to scam his way to riches! Geoffrey K. Auyeung, a 46-year-old Washington resident, has been charged […]
BREAKING: Coinbase CEO Predicts Payments Boom Will Make You Rich (Just Like All the Other Times)
There's nothing quite like a good dose of delusional optimism to start off your day. Brian Armstrong, the CEO of Coinbase (and self-proclaimed crypto visionary), is […]
Economist Drops Bombshell: You’re Probably a Psycho for Investing in Cryptocurrency
title: Crypto Owners Are Psychopaths (But We Already Knew That).
Russia About to Prove That Their Entire Economy Was Just One Big Bitcoin Bet
Russia's Desperate Attempt at Crypto: A Scam in Search of a Solution.
Some Genius at Rumpel Labs Decides Tokenization Was Missing One Crucial Element: AIRDROP POINTS AND NOW WE’RE ALL DOOMED
The latest harebrained scheme from the cryptocurrency crowd: tokenizing airdrop points because apparently that's what we've been missing in our lives - more ways for scammers […]
You Won’t Believe These 9 Crypto Projects Are Actually Real (Spoiler Alert: They’re Not)
The Cryptocurrency Circus: A Never-Ending Parade of Absurdity.
Crypto Bro’s Latest 500% Rally Hype Is Actually a Glaring Sign of Their Desperation (And Your Wallet Will Thank You)
Just when you thought those crypto bros had finally lost all their remaining marbles, they're at it again with more 'chart fractal magic' nonsense about XRP […]
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