When it comes to cryptocurrency, there's nothing quite like the thrill of watching gullible idiots throw their money at a regulatory stamp of approval. And what […]
The crypto bros are at it again! VanEck is shutting down its Ethereum futures-based ETF, citing a lack of demand and performance issues. And let's be […]
The never-ending saga of crypto's Wild West continues as Coinbase's chief legal officer Paul Grewal throws shade at the SEC for being too vague in its […]
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water... or rather, invest your life savings in cryptocurrency.
China's Crypto Conundrum: A Messy Affair Involving Scammed Assets and Wannabe Regulators.
Nigeria's latest attempt at regulating cryptocurrency is a laughable exercise in futility, much like trying to herd cats with rubber chickens. The Nigerian Securities and Exchange […]
It's about time someone got caught. Pavel Durov, aka Mr. 'I'm above the law', Telegram CEO has been arrested in France for allegedly enabling cybercrimes on […]
The cryptocurrency world's favorite punching bag just got punched again - and it still can't seem to get out of its own way.
I'm not surprised even more governments are trying to get in on the action, but what's next? Will New Zealand start issuing its own currency and […]
More crypto crooks caught in their own web of deceit! Who needs inherent value when you can just print numbers on a computer and promise unsuspecting […]
The latest delusional ramblings from a Web3 CEO, because what every conversation needs is more buzzwords like 'data provenance' and 'anchoring'. It sounds like something out […]
Just when you thought it was safe to get back into cryptocurrency... Binance executive Tigran Gambaryan's health is taking a turn for the worse after six […]
Don't hold your breath for India's CBDC launch just yet folks! Shaktikanta Das is wisely cautioning against rushing into this digital currency thingy like the crypto […]
The Shiba Inu memecoin is at it again, folks! Because what every community needs is more bureaucracy and pointless voting councils. The team behind this dumpster […]
You know what they say: when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And if that doesn't work out, just create a stablecoin and pretend it's the […]
Well, it looks like Ripple and Kraken are still trying to convince us that their precious crypto assets aren't securities after all. Because what could possibly […]
Cryptocurrency's cousin, central bank digital currencies (CBDCs), might be a flop too - or at least that's what new research suggests. According to the study, countries […]
Well, isn't this just peachy? Another crypto firm gets its hopes dashed by a US appeals court for trying to strong-arm the SEC into clarifying Ether's […]
One of these things is going to be a security... eventually.
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