Cryptocurrency Derivatives

A cartoonish illustration depicting a crowded stock market floor with traders rushing around and looking at screens displaying Bitcoin (BTC) and Ether (ETH) prices. In the center, a giant options contract is being handed over to a trader as he looks up in excitement. The background features various logos of asset managers mentioned in the article, including Fidelity, 21Shares, Invesco, VanEck, Grayscale, Bitwise, BlackRock’s iShares, and Valkyrie.

BREAKING: Another Excuse for the 99% to Invest Their Entire Life Savings Into a Hope and Pray Strategy

The Never-Ending Saga of Crypto Options: Because Who Needs Actual Value Anyway?.

Kevin Nelson August 30, 2024

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