Lego Gets Owned by the Dark Side of Internet – Someone Actually Thought You’d Fall for Their Fake Coin!
Lego's Website Hacked: Because What's a Toy Company Doing with Cryptocurrency?.
Crypto Scams
FBI Discovers Shocking Truth: Crypto Schemes Are Actually Scams and People Lose Money!
Because you need someone from a government agency to tell you that cryptocurrency scams are bad. I mean, come on folks! It's not exactly rocket science […]
Kansas AG Catches One! (Finally!) – Bumblesome Bitcoin Bandit From Nigeria Has His Piggy Bank Confiscated
Crypto scams: where gullible idiots meet get-rich-quick schemes.
You Won’t Believe What Happened When You Invested Your Life Savings Into a Shady Crypto Project That Was Supposedly Building a Casino
Mpeppe investors claim their coins have been stolen by scammers who are running off with millions in deposits while pretending to build a casino and NFTs. […]
You Won’t Believe What Happens When You Follow These Ridiculous Tips From Coinbase to Avoid Getting Scammed on Their Platform!
The absurdity that is cryptocurrency continues. Now we have Coinbase trying to tell people how not to get scammed on a platform where getting scämmed is […]
$60 MILLION DOLLAR CRYPTO SCAM EXPOSED: Siblings’ Shady Trading Bot Scheme Comes CRASHING DOWN – You Won’t Believe How They Spent Your Money!
Another day, another crypto scam falls apart at the seams! Because what's more fun than losing your shirt on some shady trading bot? I mean, who […]
You Won’t Believe the Crypto Bro Who Blew $1.14 Million of Investor Cash on Online Poker Frenzies!
Well, it looks like another crypto bro's scheme has come crashing down around his ears! Austin Michael Taylor, founder of Clucoin, is now singing like a […]
Arizona AG Warns You That Scammers Will Always Be One Step Ahead Because They Have More Money Than Sense and Can Afford to Keep on Screwing People Over Until the End of Time
Here we go again... another warning from a government official because people are getting scammed out of their money by crypto "investments". You know what's not […]
Cryptocurrency Scams Are Literally Eating People Whole and Still You Won’t Listen
Cryptocurrency - the gift that keeps on giving... or rather taking. Another day, another warning about a scam involving cryptocurrency and QR codes. Because what's more […]
Australian Regulator Finally Gets Off Their Lazy Behind to Do Something About the Entire Industry Being an Unmitigated Disaster
A bunch of cryptocurrency scams got shut down in Australia. About time too! It's not like we haven't been saying this for years: crypto is a […]
McDonalds Instagram Hacked by Clearly Not a Genius Who Was Bored on Sunday Afternoon
Oh please, like we didn't see this coming! Another day another dollar (or in this case $700K) lost due to some script kiddie hacking into a […]
MEV Bots: Because Who Needs Human Intelligence When You Can Just Steal From DeFi Protocols and Call It a Day
The never-ending saga of crypto scams continues! It seems like just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, another MEV bot […]
Former Bank CEO Sentenced to Prison for Being a Moron Who Thought He Could Outsmart the Entire Financial System and Make Millions on Crypto by Stealing From His Own Customers
Well well well. Looks like another crypto bro's scheme has blown up (pun intended). This time it was a former bank CEO who decided to get […]
COO’s Twitter Account Hacked Because Clearly That Was the Only Logical Next Step After Being Promoted to COO of a Cryptocurrency Company
The incompetence never ceases to amaze me! It's like these folks are begging to be robbed blind by hackers and scammers. A COO getting their account […]
You Won’t Believe the Utter Catastrophe That Is This Weekend’s Crypto News – $5M Scam App, Illegal Miners and More Horrors Unleashed
The weekend wrap: where we round up all the crypto disasters that didn't make it into your local paper because they're not sexy enough for a […]
Novatechs 7 Billion Dollar Question: Can You Trust Anything That Doesn’t Involve Actual Work
Oh boy, another crypto scam! Can't these people see that this is all just a never-ending cycle of lies, deceit, and financial ruin? The SEC has […]
Ronin Bridge Hacked Because Someone Clearly Needed a Second Caffeine-Fueled Coding Session
The Ronin bridge hack was a perfect example of how cryptocurrency can fail in spectacular fashion when not properly managed. The fact that an error in […]
SEC Charges Bitclout Founder With Multi-Million-Dollar Crypto Fraud Because One Guy Named Nader Was Too Busy Being Diamondhands to Pay His Taxes
Well it seems like another day, another crypto bro busted by the authorities! I'm not surprised in the least that Nader Al-Naji's multi-million-dollar scheme was exposed […]
Mango Marksman Seeks Get Out of Jail Free Card
The eternal saga of crypto bros trying to wriggle out of their messes continues! Avraham Eisenberg thinks he can just waltz away from his conviction on […]
Tether Unleashes Kraken on Celsius Network in $2 Billion Battle of Who Can Be Most Petulant
Ahahahaha! Oh boy, it's like watching two idiots fight over who ate all the pizza. "Oh no, you liquidated my collateral!" No one cares about your […]
Singapore Court Orders Multichain to Give Fantom a Whole Lot of Money Because They Lost Count in Crypto Land
Let's get this over with already! Another day, another crypto company getting sued for its shoddy practices. This time it’s Multichain Foundation Ltd., which has been […]
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