The idiocy never ceases! Seven US States think they can take on the mighty SEC? It's almost cute how these yahoos believe their quaint little state […]
You know what's coming next - another bunch of brainless investors throwing their money at yet another speculative opportunity because they think it'll make them rich […]
Let's get this over with already! Another day, another crypto company getting sued for its shoddy practices. This time it’s Multichain Foundation Ltd., which has been […]
So it seems like Bank of Ghana is finally catching on that cryptocurrency isn't just a bunch of hippies trading cat pictures online but rather an […]
The cryptocurrency market is a never-ending circus of incompetence and greed! And now we have another fine example: Coinbase's CB Payments Limited getting slapped with a […]
The Paxful co-founder gets caught with his pants down for failing to do even the bare minimum when it comes to anti-money laundering protocols! What's next, […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Zcash's founder is now pushing for a hybrid PoS upgrade because they're still trying to cling on after getting delisted […]
The grandeur of cryptocurrency is truly a wondrous thing. A whole market built upon nothing but thin air and reckless abandon for good sense. And now […]
Here we go again - another bunch of crypto bros trying to make a buck off their "blockchain security" nonsense. Chaos Labs has somehow managed to […]
The eternal optimist Kim Dotcom is back with another chapter of his seemingly endless saga against extradition - what's the over/under on how long until he […]
Oh boy, it's about time someone got caught for running a crypto scam! I mean, come on folks, if you're going to get rich quick with […]
The eternal farce that is cryptocurrency continues, with another developer getting burned because they thought they could trademark something in a space where everyone knows it's […]
I'm not surprised that Brad Garlinghouse of Ripple is whining about SEC hypocrisy - what else would he say? The guy's livelihood depends on convincing people […]
The utter desperation of the crypto bros never ceases to amaze me! Here we go again with another wild-eyed promise that's just begging to be debunked […]
The Hong Kong Police Advisory Group is finally catching up with what we've known for years: cryptocurrency is a scam. Almost $550 million was involved in […]
The eternal quest for relevance by crypto projects continues unabated! In this case, it's Arbitrum's turn to try and boost its ARB token utility with staking […]
It's about time some politicians finally got it right - crypto is a joke. Senator Hagerty has correctly identified Trump as pro-crypto (because what else could […]
Cryptocurrency: where a $600 million transfer still can't make it move! It's like trying to get a cat on roller skates - just doesn't happen. The […]
The Brazilian Securities Regulator CVM has finally woken up and realized that cryptocurrency is not as exciting as all those crypto bros made it out to […]
Another day, another attempt by crypto bros' favorite politicians (who are secretly just as clueless) to pretend they're fighting against "big government". Newsflash: Pierre Poilievre is […]
Cryptocurrency: where even law enforcement can't escape getting scammed! I guess that's what happens when you're dealing with a "revolutionary" technology created from nothing but hot […]
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