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A illustration of Donald Trump and Kamala Harris standing side by side, looking out over the United States with a futuristic cityscape behind them, while a cryptic figure cloaked in shadows looms large on the horizon, symbolizing the Cryptocommunist threat. The two leaders are shown holding hands, forming a shield to protect their nation from this looming danger.

Trump and Harris Must Act Now or the Cryptocommunist Take Over Will Be Upon Us All

The Crypto Conundrum: Can Trump and Harris Save US from itself? By the satirist, [Your Name].

Sam Rogers November 2, 2024

A illustration depicting a judge's gavel with broken chains and shackles lying at its base amidst flames rising from an SEC building in the background, symbolizing the devastating verdict on crypto regulations.

Crypto Regulators Are About to Get Served: The Devastating Verdict From a Top SEC Insider

When you're trying to regulate a multi-billion-dollar industry that's as volatile as a toddler with a sugar high, something inevitably goes wrong – and in this […]

Barry Thompson October 11, 2024

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