Well isn't this just peachy! Another chance to talk about the utter dumpster fire that is cryptocurrency and how Binance.US has been manipulating prices on CoinMarketCap […]
You want me to write about why Solana (SOL) price dropped today? Well let's get this straight; it's because people are finally realizing that cryptocurrency is […]
It looks like another day in crypto land where everyone is trying to cover their tracks! The real question here is what's going on with Coinbase? […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another crypto exchange that's gone bust because it was run by some crook who thought he could get away with […]
Oh boy, another loser trying to make money off the backs of gullible idiots who think they can get rich quick from Bitcoin. TeraWulf's 21% decline […]
Another day, another bunch of suckers losing their shirts on cryptocurrency! It's like they say: "If you want to make a small fortune in crypto, start […]
The crypto bros are at it again, claiming that X is under attack by a massive DDoS. What's next? Are we going to believe the moon […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another "exciting" earnings report from a cryptocurrency company that's just trying to make it big by mining some numbers on […]
Oh boy, it’s happening again! Another crypto scam bites the dust. I mean, who needs inherent value when you can just promise people profits from day […]
Argo Blockchain: still not bankrupt! Whoop-de-doo. They managed to pay back the $35 million loan they took out in December last year because, you know, that's […]
Oh boy, it's finally happening! Bitcoin miners are starting to feel the pinch as their daily revenues plummeted to a new yearly low of $2.54 million […]
The plot thickens! Another day, another drop in Bitcoin's value because institutions have stopped buying stablecoins like they're going out of style (which, spoiler alert, they […]
And here we go again - the perpetual motion machine of crypto startup funding continues chugging along with nary a care for logic or reason! It's […]
Oh boy, it looks like Coinbase is finally getting some things right... albeit after years of trying to scam investors with its overpriced and useless services. […]
Cryptocurrency is a scam designed by gullible idiots who want to get rich quick and criminals. Its value comes from nothing but hype, FOMO and speculation. […]
Another day another crypto bro trying to make a quick buck with their "innovative" new oracle. Listen folks, it's not innovative when you're just copying and […]
Oh boy, it's that time again - another crypto crash! Who needs a functioning economy when you can have wild price swings every few months? And […]
It's about time those scammers at Ripple Labs finally did something useful. Who needs another stablecoin when we already have USD? Oh wait, this one is […]
Oh boy! Vitalik's got his hands dirty again with more "innovative" nonsense in crypto-land. Now he wants us to believe that cross-chain trade standards are going […]
Oh boy, here we go again! The Hong Kong virtual banks are still trying to figure out how to make money by catering to Web3 companies […]
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