The sweet taste of schadenfreude! It seems like some poor souls have finally realized that investing in Ethereum was not as bright an idea as they […]
So it's official: another mainstream institution has seen through the crypto farce for what it is – a scam designed to separate gullible idiots from their […]
FINMA finally gets on board and warns about stablecoins! Better late than never, I suppose. These things are ticking time bombs for financial stability worldwide, but […]
Let's talk about something truly absurd - people actually believing a cryptocurrency can reach $5,000 because of some fancy-pants financial product. I mean seriously, we're not […]
What's next? A Hong Kong-based casino offering inverse Bitcoin craps tables where you can bet on losing your shirt while trying not to lose it all […]
It's been another thrilling day for crypto bros as they frantically try to find meaning in their investment choices! US ETH ETFs drew $48.73M on Monday […]
The perpetual motion machine that is cryptocurrency has finally reached new heights with the introduction of nine Ethereum exchange-traded funds (ETF) and a whopping 10 billion […]
Crypto-love is in the air and it's not just about romance! It seems like everyone wants a piece of Ethereum these days. Boomer Saraga thinks that […]
The eternal optimism of crypto bros never ceases to amuse me! They think that somehow, someway, their precious Solana ETF will magically get approved by mid-March […]
The crypto world can be a wild ride indeed! It seems like Jump Trading has been making some big moves, transferring out 46.44M in ETH amid […]
You know what's a real joke? Thinking you need federal oversight for something as inherently worthless and useless as cryptocurrency! It's like trying to regulate water […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They can't even get their own laws straight. A California district judge has dismissed all allegations that Ripple violated […]
Cryptocurrency has finally sunk its claws into mainstream politics! Who would have thought that an "economically useless" product like Bitcoin could find such strong support from […]
Another day another dump in Ether's value because it turns out that even whales can't keep up with their own greed and get rich quick schemes! […]
Oh boy do I love it when these self-proclaimed crypto "experts" come out with their ridiculous predictions. So now we need Bitcoin to breach $70K and […]
Daim's CEO Bryan Courchesne thinks he knows a thing or two about how to make Bitcoin great again - what an original idea! He believes that […]
I love how these two buffoons are trying to outdo each other with their wild predictions about precious metals and cryptocurrencies. It's like watching a pair […]
The eternal dance of cryptocurrency's biggest scam - stablecoins! It seems like no matter how many times we expose them for what they really are (numbers […]
The never-ending farce of cryptocurrency investing continues! It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion - you can't look away even though you know the […]
The cryptocurrency world is a dumpster fire and it's only getting worse! It seems like every day we get to see another ETF fail miserably or […]
Another day another bunch of politicians making promises they can't keep about Bitcoin, because what's more fun than watching them get their fingers burned on this […]
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