Empire Market: where you can buy all your illicit goods with ease! Because what's better than buying heroin on the internet? I mean who needs face-to-face […]
Oh joy, another day, another influx of gullible idiots throwing their money at US spot bitcoin ETFs like they're going out of style! Meanwhile, ether ETFs […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another cryptocurrency trying to make it big by getting approved for a traditional investment product. I mean, who needs actual […]
Another day another dollar drop! The world is finally realizing that the US economy isn't as rock solid as everyone thought it was. And what's causing […]
Oh boy, it's time for another thrilling update from the world of crypto! US Bitcoin ETFs have seen yet another massive influx of cash - $192 […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another day, another bunch of numbers on a computer being touted as "revenue" by some overpriced brokerage firm. Robinhood is […]
The crypto bros can't even get rich quick right! It seems they're just getting poor slow instead. The spot Bitcoin ETFs have lost $89 million this […]
The crypto bros can't even get it right when it comes to ETFs! Blackrock's ETHA has raked in $901 million since July 23rd while Fidelity's FETH […]
You know what's coming next - another bunch of brainless investors throwing their money at yet another speculative opportunity because they think it'll make them rich […]
So it seems like Bank of Ghana is finally catching on that cryptocurrency isn't just a bunch of hippies trading cat pictures online but rather an […]
The crypto bros are at it again! They're so excited about their precious Bitcoin that they can't even see what's right in front of them – […]
You know what's hilarious? People still trying to make money off this joke called cryptocurrency after all these years! Jamie Coutts thinks he’s some kind of […]
Oh boy, Ethereum's price is up today because... wait for it... the market has recovered! I mean who wouldn't want to buy something that was worth […]
Cryptocurrency continues its downward spiral into obscurity as more people realize it's just a bunch of worthless numbers floating around on computers created by nothing but […]
Oh boy, here we go again! Another day, another bunch of gullible idiots throwing money into cryptocurrency thinking they're getting rich quick. Newsflash: you're not. You're […]
It's time again to talk about some crypto nonsense - specifically a new protocol called Gearbox Protocol which promises to unlock greater access to capital across […]
Well isn't this just peachy? Another crypto scam has reached new heights and is making its investors richer...for now. EigenLayer TVL hits a whopping $12.9 billion […]
The cryptocurrency market is still reeling from its recent downturn, with many altcoins struggling to regain their footing. However, there are some signs of hope on […]
Well well well. Look who's trying to make it big on Wall Street - Grayscale Bitcoin Mini Trust! Because what we really need is another way […]
Oh boy, here we go again with another overhyped memecoin nonsense! Pump.fun is making waves because it's reached some arbitrary record for monthly agreement income? Who […]
The latest market shock has Wall Street sounding alarm bells about a potential AI bubble burst that might spell disaster for crypto AI projects
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